A sexual move where a gay man shoves his dick in a falafal then ejaculates swiftly before putting it up for auction for a high price like a classic jew move.
Guy 1: im tryna get rich using the milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.
by BigMau February 23, 2023

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?
Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
Rachel: What is a reform jew?
Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
by SoCal323 February 20, 2021

A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.
Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
by kadoodles May 5, 2021

When a Jewish person has a moose knuckle.
Person #1: Look at that guys moose knuckle!
Person #2: No, look at his nose, he’s Jewish. That’s a Jew toe!
Person #2: No, look at his nose, he’s Jewish. That’s a Jew toe!
by JewishFucker February 9, 2025

by D Flawless June 17, 2025
