Ass Poseidon

When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself

Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…

by Speedge McFast August 11, 2022

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Bitch-ass wiggle

When someone is being absolutely stupid, or insane, or even asking for money via Instagram DMs, call them a bitch-ass wiggle

Jared asked for money? he’s a bitch-ass wiggle

by wigglerus August 12, 2022

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Ass music sever

If u are here your balls are huge 👍

Oh I bet they are in the ass music sever

by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022

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ass music sever

So basically this term means a group of chads with balls of steal

Girl 1: have u seen steven’s balls

Girl 2:yes he must be part of the ass music sever

by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022

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he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN

"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."

by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

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