Dick

That one person who always brings his or her young child to the airplane. No, fuck the real dick is that child because we all know damn well that bitch ain't gonna stop kicking your mother fucking chair.

Person 1: Yo why your chair vibrating bro?
Person 2: There's a dick behind me.

by JustARandomDinasour August 8, 2018

Dick

When you're at Moita with your homies and your girlfriend doesn't know what dick means...

"Amor, dick é pau".

by jcw! August 10, 2018

Dick Rider

Angelina

Angelina is a dick rider!

by iNutGlitter August 10, 2018

Dick Gutwillie

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.

You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

skin dick

A complete idiot,in capable of making a good decision

Derek is a skin dick

by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

Dick plug

a male who occasionally Supplies good dick

do you have a dick plug ?

by Dick plug August 18, 2018

Ripped dick

Going in raw while she is dry and while pulling out it causes a tearing feeling on your dick.

"Why is he walking around like that?."
"I heard he got ripped dick."

by BadBunny420 August 22, 2018