National Dick Sucking Day

September 17th

hey susan, it’s National Dick Sucking Day!!!

by davie1518 September 17, 2021

Slimpy Dick

Slim•py dick;

Def: (Noun) A male who has such immense feelings of love for the opposite sex which makes his penis unable to perform in an intimate way.

i.e; Yooo Jose is such a slimpy dick for that Canadian chick

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Dick Move

An event similar to a plot twist in the Chicago One franchise directed by Dick Wolf, hence the name.

- Mike breaking up with Jannice was a total dick move.

- Yeah, it was awful, and nobody saw it coming :c

by One Joy, Enjoy! Podcast September 20, 2021

Flamingo Dick

Word that can be used in place of many words to describe something that’s bad

Frankie “ damn it’s hot”

Frank’s mom “ it’s as hot as flamingo dick”

by Frank’s mom September 20, 2021

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021

The Moby Dick

When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.

Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.

by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021

Dick

You most likely don’t have it
Even if you are a dude.

Where’s your dick?
Dunno bruv

by Jamal Blackman September 21, 2021