Goofy Ass MF

Someone who makes random noises and posts random ass pics and gifs and is overall, a fucking goofy ass mf

"I like balls"
"Bro you're such a goofy ass mf"

by thefartman2912 September 25, 2022

Goofy ass Mf

1) someone who is looking hella stupid tries to roast you or someone else.

2) someone who says some stupid ass thing.
3) someone who does some stupid ass thing.

Ex:1
Man, Devon really be acting like a Goofy ass Mf. He's been saying some stupid ass things.

Ex:2
Alex: ay yo I hear Devon has been acting like a goofy ass Mf recently.
Jacob: yeah no he has been trying to roast us, yet he looks like Maui and acts all goofy.

by BNFSAgeless May 11, 2022

ass spoiler

where someone shits in another person's asshole. see also ground beef

I gave her an ass spoiler last night.

by aaron montalvo December 13, 2006

ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer December 21, 2011

Ass Slurpee

When you take Slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to complition threw the whole

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a Ass Slurpee

by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021

Ass Slurpee

When you take the top of a slurpee cup and lick someone’s asshole threw it

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass at the party she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass

Down south way of saying “fuck that”

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!

by Southern Pimpin66 October 17, 2019