e-tard

A kid, or an adult, normally over 13 that goes to raves and takes the drug ecstacy every single time. You can normally find them drooling over light shows and smelling Vick's vapor rub.

Boy: That girl is such an e-tard.

by c3m3t3ry April 14, 2006

e-tard

A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.

He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!

by Melaketh October 7, 2003

e-state

domain ownership; owning a piece of the internet; e-real estate.

I went to godaddy.com and bought some e-state.

by SuperUltraMega December 10, 2010

e-nail

The act of being electronically "nailed" and satisfied by another party.

Oh my God, I met this totally hot guy on line last night and he e-nailed me!

by MissMolly July 3, 2005

E-me

Abbrev. of E-mail me. the act of asking someone to send an E-mail to oneself.

E-me the form tomorrow.

by Okae Soesoomi December 11, 2008

e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)

My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.

by Tom-ass November 23, 2006

E-Pain

E-Pain: The feeling of being hurt when someone ignores your text or bbm but continues to tweet.

John: What's wrong?
Issie: My friend ignores my texts but I see him tweeting
John: I feel your E-pain

by JasonMraz August 1, 2012