Anybody who has a valentines or a partner.
by Thatonechanner February 17, 2026
Get the Valenoid mug.A Valentine’s Grinch is someone, almost exclusively single and often for a very long time, who hates Valentine’s Day and spends the entire day shitting on it.
Mwahahaha, it’s raining on Valentine’s Day! Look at how miserable all these couples are!
I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.
I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.
by Shepherd Guy February 17, 2026
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the Valet "Angie" Keogh: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release. mug."Yo, Bob. You excited for Valentine's Day?"
"Nah, I can already tell it'll be just like last year. No valentuzz achieved..."
"Nah, I can already tell it'll be just like last year. No valentuzz achieved..."
by Asparagus157 February 12, 2025
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"Nah, I can already tell it'll be just like last year. No valentuzz achieved..."
"Nah, I can already tell it'll be just like last year. No valentuzz achieved..."
by Asparagus157 February 12, 2025
Get the Valentuzz mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. mug.‘Valentine’s Day’, celebrated on the 17th of February, is a special occasion where married couples exchange gifts, affirm their love, and spend quality time together. Fun fact: the “m” in Valentime’s actually stands for “married,” signifying the seasoned, legally-bound veterans of love.
Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.
Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.
Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
by xircano February 15, 2025
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