Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020
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Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.
Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020
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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.
I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss June 13, 2012
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Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.
"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"
by NuttersNutsack June 29, 2013
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Brazilian Turkey

When a man or women recently shaved their perineum and/or around their anus and the result is several and severe razor bumps.
"Yeah, she does anal, but like.
She has a Brazilian Turkey."
by PeskyBoi January 04, 2021
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Turkey Bagel

The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.
Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!
by Uncle Tickler July 24, 2021
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