The Wholesome One

1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"
by lpr January 14, 2005
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One for facebook

To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.
by Crazy_Horse January 13, 2009
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One Shot

Someone who gets with a girl out of their league once. Now they think they can get with any girl they see. It tends to break confidence when they have a One Shot. Soon they start getting rejected by every girl they ask.
Ben had such a One Shot with Amy. No other girl will get with him.
by Cashhomie42 June 17, 2018
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One Time

Criminal #1: Oh shit it’s the one time, play it cool
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!
by B. Kizzle October 04, 2022
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Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY
Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
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Skin one

Skin one means to s*ck a d*ck.
When I was a kid and my dad was about to kick someone's ass or was mad.. He'd tell them to go skin one.
by Anthony Cutter December 20, 2021
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On a bomb one

The modern equivalent to the term "on a good one". In reference to someone who is under the influence of meth.
by EazilyDistracted July 14, 2021
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