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The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up button, usually at the worst possible time.
It's going to look something like:

Person: "I'm having a really rough day"
Me: "What's wrong?"
Person: "My dad passed away. 😰"
Me: "👍"
Me: "Goddammit! The unintentional thumb strikes again! ...sorry for your loss."

Example two:
Person 1: "How are things with the hubby?"
Person 2 :"I found out he's cheating on me."

Person 1: "👍"
by Daniel Harmon March 28, 2016
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throw a thumb on it

Putting a like on some sort of social media (ex. Facebook, Instagram)
That new video was dope! I'll throw a thumb on it
by Nitty B September 3, 2016
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chin tuck thumb twirl position

The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone
There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.
by rjs4 December 6, 2016
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Bunner's Thumb

The brown residue left on one's fingers or thumb after crumbling a significant amount of hash. See also "Bunning".
"Danny's been smoking so much soap-bar he's given himself Bunner's Thumb!"
by TheRealDjPCol May 19, 2018
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General’s thumb

The act of the male partner sprinkling hot spices over his thumb, followed by him sticking it in the female’s vagina and keeping it there until she salutes.
Bro you already know I gave her the General’s thumb last night.
by Coach George May 25, 2018
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stick your thumb in the orange

Being aggressive with a situation
Lisa stick your thumb in the orange and tell him that you’re tired of being used.
by BananaW11 November 17, 2018
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jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
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