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Band for Band

Showing off your money to compare who has more, in lieu of fighting. Early stages of competition, prepping for a war, counting out who will be the likely victor, seeing who will likely win the battle or how much it will cost each opponent, in almost a threatening manner. As if to say, after this count, it will be obvious that I can beat you.
He wronged you? I will go band for band.
by Gibyourchon January 2, 2025
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Hey! Lets start a band man

A late night message from a drunk person who wants to start a band, send 15 you tube influence videos then you ask them about it in the morning and they arent so keen.
Hey! lets start a band man! Do you like tha bangles? They are my davourite band! Do you like this video?
by DWS197812 July 7, 2018
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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Band

The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.
"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.
by Old Jimbob2 October 14, 2010
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band-aid

Short-term fix or solution to a tricky situation, e.g. the iPad used to calm / quiet down crying children
Using the iPad to distract the kids during dinner was just a band-aid solution; as soon as they finished watching, the chaos returned!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
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Crackin Bands

The opposite of being broke
I was broke but now i'm crackin bands
by 21 34 March 2, 2022
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Strike up the band

Strike up the band: I constantly thank God for Esteban
Just stay where I can see you douse the lights…!
We sure are in for a show tonight.!
by numberedtables April 23, 2022
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