jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

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Jimmy

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A good Boy with a Big Heart. All Girl Likes he. He’s a very funny Boy.

U know the funny guy? Yess!! It’s Jimmy

by ItsReal25 November 10, 2018

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Jimmy - Boy

A teenager whose profession is a Hitman...

Veronica : That teen looks so charming!!!
Ron : Stay Away!!! He is a Jimmy - Boy.

by The Memes Master June 28, 2019

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A BIG JIMMY

A big tough shit. One that you really have to use your anal muscles to push out after eating a big meal the night before. And it hurts like hell when you push it out. It is sort of like a variation of constipation.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what took you so long?

Guy 2: I had to do a big jimmy. Christ it hurt like hell.

by Smelly big jimmy August 28, 2018

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Jimmy

Jimmy , a man with a chin bigger than his cock, well known for having crusty sweetcorn smelling of Clewers arse hanging off it, calls himself the Hornet cos he likes to stick his his stinger in any old minger.

I stunk of shit this morning, I think Jimmy has Wiped his big chinny on me.

by Stagman leo October 10, 2019

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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.

"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."

"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."

by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024

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