Poo Finger

Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.
Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.
by Dub Dub Lifer March 28, 2011
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finger darts

to rapidly thrust your finger or fingers into a womans pussy. Then smelling the finger/fingers
for men to rapidly thrust your finger or fingers into another mans ass. Then smelling the finger/fingers
While at the movies I had the urge to play finger darts with my girlfriend.
by JT October 03, 2006
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finger-fucked

the resulting bad design of huge corporate websites as they scramble to bandaid their websites to be touch friendly so idots with tablets can give them money, by adding soft corners on huge pictures with lots of whitespace around them to make it easy for their customers to surf with their fat fingers
soandsodotcom got finger-fucked this month; now instead of reading 33 lines of information on a page there are 3.
by festunavonqueef October 05, 2012
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Nigger Finger

Smokers get a yellow finger from holding cigarettes too often, women get Nigger Finger for smoking the black mans cock too often and it turns their index finger brown.
Hey Stevey P I saw your mum the other day! She had Nigger Finger.. and hand... and mouth !
by Lee Binfield July 19, 2008
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chimps fingers

She had nipples on her like chimps fingers.
by DavidTheGit June 13, 2006
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pooy finger

That smell, that smudge on a finger who knows how it got on there in the first place...To precise on the itch or just an honest mistake.
by Adam Bushell May 30, 2005
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Beetle Finger

A beetle finger is an ingrown pubic hair that has managed to also grown long enough to reside inside the vulva.
Man! I was going down on this girl and when I swallowed, there was a hair in my mouth. It was a beetle finger dude! I threw up!
by Salixx August 22, 2011
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