An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
Get the Dutch Oystermug. A Dutch Auto is like a dutch oven but it’s done in the car. For maximum effectiveness, the child window locks should be activated before the gaseous discharge.
by Gas man. January 11, 2019
Get the Dutch Automug. by unkownhuman5667 November 20, 2023
Get the dutch fork middlemug. by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020
Get the Behind the scenes Dutch ruddermug. A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).
That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.
by SL44 April 21, 2018
Get the Dutch and fuckmug. by PeterweltenPeterwellen July 4, 2017
Get the The Dutch Touchmug. “Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
Get the Dutch Toiletmug.