piss water

when you drink so much water that your piss has no color, smell, or taste and its pretty much just water

bruh, ... piss water

by thedictionary2 May 21, 2020

Water legs

The massive retention of water in the legs due to various health issues. Also known to be caused by mental stress brought on by divorce, and specifically, divorce resulting from your spouses new found lesbianism.

Ryan: "Your legs are massive and look as though they are full of water."

Justin: "Don't make fun of me...I'm all fucked up. My wife is a lesbian and now I have water legs."

Ryan: "You make me want to vomit!"

by BlackPanther January 14, 2013

Water Hobo

A hobo who lives in a tent on the beach, and is dragged away into the ocean and stranded with nothing but seaweed and salt to eat.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I'm gonna camp on the beach and become a water hobo!"

by A person wearing pink pants! March 31, 2009

plastic water

the disgusting taste of cheap bottled water left in a hot car for 2 months.

eeeww! plastic water!!

by straightblade October 16, 2005

water balloon

When you are fucking a woman,instead of cuming in the condom piss in the condom and leave her with a "water balloon".

I water ballooned this girl the other day...and done a fucking legger after that!!!

by mmmossy November 3, 2007

enhanced water

Something stupid Leo came up with.

"Enhanced water doesn't really exist."

by Jago June 13, 2004

water bondage

(VerB!!!!) - The act of tieing someone to a rail, spraying them with a fire hose and making them either nut all over the place, or fill their vagina so full of water that it comes out through their nipples and ears. Since the water is so forceful, the male actually cums on himself.

"I sprayed jesus with a hose for water bondage pleasure and he cummed in his own face. Take that religious anal-sex man1!!!1one"

by T.J. March 14, 2005