Pee pee

1. Something that sticks out of a mans pants
2. Urine

I licked he’s pee pee

by Hint names January 11, 2020

pee v

The v shaped pee stain in your seat left from peeing in a bottle while you drive.

Emily was in a hurry to get to rob, she didn't stop for a bathroom break and left a pee v in her driver seat.

by Cooter polluter September 5, 2020

pee

Means you needto go to the fucking toilet you little shit

i need to pee

by Rantante12345678900000 July 23, 2021

pee pee

a mans pee pee thats is also a tiktok sound it's very interesting you can owe and also breed with it to create more pee pees females love pee pees we need more pee pees in the world

PERIODT POO

girl 1: oh man patrisha i would die for his pee pee
girl 2: yeah me too, so does every other girl even jacob

by kolb January 12, 2020

es-pee-onage

The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.

How did James know that I was uncircumcised? He must be a master of es-pee-onage.

by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Race To Pee First

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.

Scott, and I would race to pee first in the bathroom to see who would pee first.

by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019