Simp

A person, most likely male, that will do or say anything to get some coochie.

Shea Taylor from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is the biggest simp on planet earth.

by NylonBurrito March 27, 2020

simp

a simp is known as a bloke that is overly generous towards a girl, or in some cases, a group if girls. a simp can be easily identified by how they act. their behaviours may include the compulsive need to buy unnecessary shit for people, offer friends rides or offering to walk them somewhere, maybe even pay for their bus fare. anyone that goes by the name ‘tyler wheeler’ is well known to be the biggest simp of a group.

seth: ‘oi tyler bruv surely buy me that shirt’ tyler wheeler: ‘what size’
jacob: ‘omg you are such a simp tyler’

by gaypoogood March 27, 2020

Simp

A man that only chases pussy, when the women offers nothing

Brads been simping with Rachel during lunch time

by Dumping March 28, 2020

Simp

One of your bro’s has left you bro’s for dem hoes. Mainly a Jackson or a Jeffery will leave your friend group for them hoes

Did jack really leave us for those hoes?! What a simp

by XXX_urmum_XXX March 28, 2020

Simp

A simp is a person named Chloe or Bob or Cholo

Chloe is simping over julie after her dick fell off

by Burnt chicken strips March 28, 2020

Simp

a simp is a guy (sometimes a girl) that is in love and will go out of their way to keep that girl and put her before everyone else.

“hey bro you are straight simpin”
“yeah ik i like her a lot”

by itzyaboomerbitch March 28, 2020

Simp

A simpleton who lacks common sense. People who are named Kyle, Paolo, Felix, Francais are all Generic simps who need help.

Why my bois be simpin?

by Simping simp March 28, 2020