Shit'll

A contraction for "shit will", used to describe how something is going to be.

Yeah bro, shit'll be crazy!

by Awwwyeahhh August 6, 2010

Shit on a goddamn dick

Used to show annoyance or surprise to a situation.

George:Hey Mike! Your cars on fire.
Mike:Well shit on a goddamn dick.

by Apostle6065 December 13, 2010

Shit Bob

Shit Bob. Someone named "Bob" whom shits their pants. Shit Bobs also may be found to stutter profusely, Marry obese women, and drive beater ass Honda (Tm) Crxs. Shit Bobs can be distinguished by their skid marks and foul odor. When you see a Shit Bob coming.... Hide your linens!

(VOICE 1) Who would you rather be?... Shit Bob? or Paul Blart (Mall Cop)? (Voice 2) I Would fuck Paul Blart on National Tv before I would willingly be Shit Bob!!!!!

by Bob's Underwear October 25, 2010

Shit Magician

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

by MCRT February 26, 2011

Shit Splash

When you're taking a dump and your shit smacks the water hard, rather than diving down, causing a splash.

Man, I was in the bathroom washing my hands and then I heard a shit splash from the stall.

by DuckyDumbDumb March 11, 2011

Shit Stop

When one goes to the bathroom to piss, but subsequently decides to take a shit as well. Similar to a pit stop in nascar, if a driver needs to get gas, he/she might decide to change the tires as well while they're at it.

Anonymous kid A: God dude I got out of Math class and had to take a piss the entire fucking class, I felt like I was about to get a UTI but I had to copy this Asian chick who was rocking a Hello Kitty watch so I knew she knew her shit.

Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?

Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!

by Hurdsauce July 27, 2011

Shit and Run

To take a shit in a very quick fashion. In and out of the stall in minutes, rarely involving excessive wiping.

I had to leave in the middle of that test for the bathroom, luckily it was a shit and run. I barely missed any time.

by Doctor Gels September 22, 2011