Hot hamburger sandwich 

A piece of white bread that someone shits and then pisses on.

I was tired of my roommate eating all of my food so I left him a hot hamburger sandwich in the fridge.

Hot hamburger sandwich by Notevenclosetoarealname October 24, 2023

Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop 

Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop is the best band ever! They make amazing alternative music!

Person 1: Hey what are you listening to?

Person 2: Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop made by the band called Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop

Person 1: Oh i love Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop by Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop!

Lets Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop by GoofeyGoober14 July 14, 2021

Cock Meat Sandwich 

A Sandwich Made Of Cock Meat, Preferably White. Though Black Meat Is Harder To Find, And Requires A Bigger Piece Of Bread.

Ali Is On The Cock Meat Sandwich Diet.

Jolie Ate A Huge Cock Meat Sandwich For Lunch Today.

Cock Meat Sandwich by Mike Gabriel March 10, 2009

cream sandwich 

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.

-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.

cream sandwich by crispy hispy November 9, 2008

Japanese Milk Sandwich 

When a Woman has multiple Men Cum an her body at once, then a man puts his penis inside of her vagina and lays on top of her.

Alex had a japanese milk sandwich with Lacee.

Japanese Milk Sandwich by GraveEater April 13, 2010

alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich

jerking off into the buttcrack of a pale white male, and then sliding your dick in between the asscheeks to simulate a bob sled run.

hey pale white man, remember when i jerked off into your buttcheeks and then stuck my dick in there to simulate a bob sled run? that was a great alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich.

alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich by tim "fuckface" roy July 30, 2008

egg sandwich 

Noun: A fart that smells like rotten eggs generally caused by eating too many eggs 6 to 12 hours prior to expulsion. The gas is then cupped in the perpetrator's hand and offered to a friend by putting it under their nose directly in front of their face.

Knowing I had several hard boiled eggs at the barbeque this afternoon I was confident that I could deliver a potent egg sandwich to Jimmy while he was concentrating on beating Tom in FIFA '03.

egg sandwich by Isaacology October 15, 2006