Mashed Potato Johnson

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.

Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye

by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

Potato

Verb. To hit or be hit.

Did you see that cop potato that protesters head with his club?

by AJ May 13, 2005

Potato

The female genitalia, commonly found inbetween the legs.

"Shit man, look at that girls potato!"

by The Gow-man March 20, 2009

do u want my potatoes?

used to ask some one if they want to "get busy"

hey sally do u want my potatoes?

by brelee124 January 6, 2008

Couch Potato

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.

Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

mashed potatoes

Said in reference to sneaking up behind someone and humping them in the butt. Giving them ur mashed potatoes means to ejaculate in said person's anus. This is enjoyed by gay men and extremely slutty/kinky girls.

"Come here boy u gonna get sum a deeze mashed potatoes"

by dont worry about it February 12, 2005

Potato tits

The act of getting an astronomical amount of semen and smelly, warm fecal matter upon your chest, giving the effect of potato tits.

James: Yeah me and my girl are getting kinkier by the day.
Adam: What did you two do? Potato tits or something?

by Chase11 June 27, 2009