Lumber Nuts

hitting yourself in the nuts with your own hard on.

Tom, " Bro i just got a case of Lumber nuts."
Brian, " that sucks man."

by Bandana Raburn September 13, 2011

Old Nut

is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.

wow look at that old nut, he's all like "what's chat snap?"

by golden corrral February 10, 2019

Heart Nut

When the nut inside of your heart (it differs), explodes and creates a large ball of semen that spreads in your heart. It is done when someone says something caring/sweet enough for you to feel it in your heart. This also grants a personality change into a more caring person and super strength

Adam: “I really just wanna cuddle and kiss you under the stars.”
Jess: “Awwww baby. You just made my Heart Nut.”

by dragonman88 July 8, 2020

Brain Nut

Where your brain expels it's cells IQ Count so your particularly Retarded on a certain amount of time (seconds, minutes, etc)

He is struggling with his work, he has a Brain Nut for today
I had a Brain Nut for a few seconds.

by PlsLaughAtThisName March 12, 2020

Nut Bottle

A bottle in which you store your nut juice.

My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"

by Aiden Pascavis September 23, 2018

Nut Bulge

When a man wears tighter-fitting pants and sits down, causing a bulge in the crotch area.

I was wearing tight pants while driving one day, and my wife looked over at me and said, “Nice nut bulge.”

by Pumpkin Eater Dawn February 15, 2019

bumping nuts

When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.

The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.

by Tymanguy July 7, 2014