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assin' off

Running off somewhere, on a whim or in a fit of rage without thinking of the consequences of ones actions for doing so.
"You should've thought about that before you went assin' off down there and got yourself into trouble"
by Nurserachel98 November 27, 2013
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Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.
Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015
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Teased off

Steve: I'm getting really teased off!
James: Calm down. Calm down.
by KingofNorway March 21, 2015
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twig off

To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.
"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."
by megzany July 3, 2015
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Tetris-off

Oi m8 lets have a tetris-off
by HyMameNere November 6, 2016
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Blow it off

To skip an activity.
Math class is next, but I'm gonna blow it off.
by Cv4wheeler November 25, 2016
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dracking off

The act of continuously giving someone a blowjob until only blood comes out.
Alucard: Dude did you hear who made it with Draccette last night?
S. Belmont: Yeah, rumor has it she was dracking off Nosferatu.
by DraccAttacc December 16, 2015
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