Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly
by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014
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by Mirdad October 24, 2013
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"You should've thought about that before you went assin' off down there and got yourself into trouble"
by Nurserachel98 November 27, 2013
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Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015
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