A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

Alabama Stew

Eating out a female relative who is on their period.

Bro I ate out my sister last night and it was the tastiest Alabama Stew ever!

by MrCurryMans January 15, 2021

Alabama squeeze box

A sex move where 2 brothers put their sister into a box only leaving out the vagina and mouth, and fuck both holes

“We should give lil sis a good ol Alabama Squeeze Box”

by a_normal_vagabond November 9, 2023

alabama backrub

If someone nails you to the floor and beats you with a croquet mallet

Jimmy was being so rude when playing croquet that I decided to give him an Alabama Backrub alabama backrub rub back america

by the123456 May 26, 2014

Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.

Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.

by Speeggggy July 10, 2024

Alabama Air Freshener

When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum

I gave Collin an Alabama Air Freshener

by Trashbonious August 12, 2017

Alabama Finger Trap

When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out

Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?

by ToiletsAblaze420 October 7, 2023