n. A person who is 160lbs of tiger meat in a stainless steel frame. Sings like a nightengale and can dance like the dickens. Tall, dark and gruesome. Loves volcanoes, birds of prey, blood. Has a full body tatoo that makes him look like a Beatle (George Harrison). Prior to tattoo, he looked sort of like Dave Hasselhoff. Has been hit by moving vehicle 7 times and emerged without a scratch (stainless steel frame). He goes great with steak, chocolate, any kind of mint. Also, has phenomenal hair.
A British politician, and member of the Conservative party. Proved an utterly ineffectual Opposition Leader against the fascist New Labour government of Tony Blair.
There is "Something of the night" about him.. he looks as if he sleeps in a coffin by day and emerges at night, hissing, to suck the blood of the living.
Which he probably does.
Michael Howard is a vampiric entity, who must have fresh virgin blood to survive.
A person who is a genius in all aspects, a good friend, loyal to the end, silent mostly but will make his point when need be, logical, and will one day end all major war and conflict in the world.
The might of Michael Pappas will rain down upon the scalps of every man, woman, and child on Earth.
He is such an amazing guy hes what every girl wants an can settle down with, He useally has women walking up to him that are beautiful just grabbing at his junk. If you come face to face with a mike run like hell! He is to amazing to come across.
Him an kyle's are good friends.
Guy: Why don't you like me?
Girl: Is your name Michael Alford
Guy: No??
Girl: That's why.