1 definition by chickenanliverisyuck

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He is such an amazing guy hes what every girl wants an can settle down with, He useally has women walking up to him that are beautiful just grabbing at his junk. If you come face to face with a mike run like hell! He is to amazing to come across.

Him an kyle's are good friends.
Guy: Why don't you like me?
Girl: Is your name Michael Alford
Guy: No??
Girl: That's why.
by chickenanliverisyuck September 07, 2011
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