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Jordan

Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.
Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends
by Urrrmum February 6, 2022
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Jordan B D

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Cade Jordan

Really cool guy with good morals. Loves his sophomores from time to time and will do anything to meet his lover.
Who is that with my sister? Of course it's Cade Jordan!
by notmyname13 March 7, 2022
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Jordan Ofsink

He is a very cute kid who has a lot of stubble on his face and is always shaving. He loves to poop and not wipe his butt. He is very attractive man and all the girls love him. He goes to retro gym everyday with his friends. He is getting huge every single day and uses creatine. He drives a Honda accord and picks up mad women. He loves to drive in sport mode because that is very cool and chicks dig it
OMG!!! Is that Jordan Ofsink the cutest kid in Syosset High School
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Jordan

me: damn they're cute
Jordan: yeah they are :)
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Jordan

A Jordan is a very hot Teenager who says hes not hot and hes ugly but hes really not. He can quite easily become pissed off and will swear a lot. He gets harassed by some assholes a fair bit and usually puts up a good fight. But a lot of times he will pussy out of fights. A jordan usally has blonde hair or brown and blue or green eyes. He is annoying at first but once you get to know him hes a legend
LOOK ITS JORDAN - girl 1
OH MY GOD HES SO HOT - girl 2
No im not - Jordan
by Asuluman28 March 24, 2022
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Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.
Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna
by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022
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