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Jordans

The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!
Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out
by alphexphyscho October 20, 2022
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Jordan Carrero

A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.
Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.
by anonymous October 23, 2022
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jordan

jordan hates kabria
jordan hates kabria
by anonymous October 24, 2022
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jordan

some black dude who probably eats fried chicken and drinks purple kool aid on his free time
man 1:Hey jordan tryna hang out?

Jordan:no nigga im eating fried chicken fuck off.
by big tittied man May 17, 2022
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Jordan

This name is short for a skinny fuck who thinks he rules the world, but in reality, he is the bitch in every situation.
Your such a Jordan.
Why do you have to be such a Jordan.
by ActuallyJosh May 17, 2022
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Jordan

Teagan: So where are you from?
Yunus: I'm from Jordan.
Teagan: I didin't know shoes were a country!
by RemovePork May 19, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.
Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.
by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022
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