Jesus Christ 

Best man that ever lived. He died on the cross for you and me :)

Jesus Christ is the best! <3

Jesus Christ by OldHandleMcBroom May 14, 2021

Jesus Christ 

The almighty lord living above the heavens protecting us from any bad thing happening to us.

Praise Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ by Fizzzyy April 19, 2021

jesus hit

when smoking marijuana; a giant fucking hit. the kind that jesus would take if he smoked da reefer.

at nik's house today, I took a jesus hit and almost coughed it.

jesus hit by airun September 26, 2008

Jesus juice 

Holy cum

this bitch drank my Jesus juice last night

Jesus juice by The holy dick September 16, 2018

Jesus Christ 

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.

“Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ by Wistopher December 1, 2019

Jesus Tits 

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!

Jesus Tits by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

Jesus Walks 

a wierdo song written by Kanye West

that queer song "Jesus Walks" scares the hell outta me

Jesus Walks by Screw u bitch August 12, 2004