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New York Islanders 

1. A once hockey dynasty, who now blows. The all mighty Islanders are so magnificent that they lost to the Rangers 6, count em, 6 times this past season. 2. A team run by a complete and total idiot Mike Milbury and a person who gives out free eggroles after each win. 3. The only team stupid enough to give up Zdeno Chara and Jason Spezza for Alex Ca$hin. Also lost players such as Bertuzzi, Luongo, Pallfy. see also, Fishsticks, annoying, unlikeable, Satan.
Hm, the Islanders ram dogs in the butt.
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New York Islanders 

1. Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise.

2. The New York Mets of hockey.

3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.

4. The NHL's official farm team.
1. Did you hear the New York Islanders traded Roberto Luongo so they could draft an unhealthy goalie to sign for 15 years.

2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.

3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?

4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"

Islandic dragon 

Whilst a person is engaged in conversation with another person, one of the involved turns his/hers head during conversation, and pukes. Preferebly in the opposite direction of yours, but definitely not a must.

In rare cases, the person that vomits tries to finish the conversation after said vomiting. That is the sign that you are beholding a Grand Islandic Dragon.
"Hey dude, anything cool happened at the cray fish party last night?"

- "Nah, but I saw this dude pull off the islandic dragon in front of another dude. A bloody miracle he didn't get any on the dude's shoes, dude was spraying like a motherfucker."
Islandic dragon by Ankitori April 19, 2013

IslandWood 

An outdoor school on Bainbridge Island, WA.
My friend got stung by stinging nettle during a visit to IslandWood.
On my last visit to Islandwood, I kissed a banana slug.
IslandWood by pinkpoodle764 June 11, 2018

Survivor, Cook Islands

The best season of Survivor for new fans. It contains some of the Survivor greats: Ozzy Lusth, Jonathan Penner, Yul Kwon, Parvati Shallow… man, if only I could remember the rest… (tinyurl.com/y572y9tr)
Ozzy played in Survivor, Cook Islands, so it must be the best.

ILANDRIAH 

everybody's best friend the girl you'd fall in love with.
YO ILANDRIAH HAWT
Yo she's so cute I think im falling for her.
ILANDRIAH by donteven262 April 8, 2018

iStander Effect 

When a group of people fail to help a victim because they're too busy filming the crime on their phones.
Poor Kitty Genovese Jr was killed because none of the twenty people filming her murder used their phones to call 911. Textbook iStander Effect.
iStander Effect by Aplusbar September 17, 2019