dutch shovel

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

dutch maiden

large pillow,a body pillow

i slept with a dutch maiden last night .

by rat face gigo December 28, 2017

Double Dutch

When the same text message from two minutes ago alerts you again.

“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”

by WrXpace September 4, 2022

Dutch Pucker

The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.

My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.

by tennisthemenace April 7, 2023

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

Dutch Oven

When a male or female farts in a small enclose area such as under the blankets or in a vehicle

I farted under my blankets and it smelled so bad it was like a Dutch Oven.

by TheMrNathwoz January 22, 2020

Dutch Henry

When two bottoms meet in a bed and realize neither is ever gonna get topped.

So we made it back to the hotel and climbed into the bed and then we both just layed there... it was fucking wierd. Then I realized I got myself into another Dutch Henry.

by ObiJuanDeanobi January 4, 2022