When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
The act of whilst being inside a man (either via penile insertion or pegging) the man in front proceeds to spin his dick like a windmill
by Cambo_Clown December 11, 2021
The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.
Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh
by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024
The act of defecating while doing a hand stand and then grabbing the stool with your feet and, while remaining in hand stand position, placing it on your head with your feet.
Unbenounced to her husband, Sally had become quite adept at preforming a dutch crossover in her spare time.
by An actual dutch person November 05, 2021
by Aererus August 23, 2017
When you fart when driving a vehicle with passengers and pre-emptively lock the windows and doors forcing your passengers/victims to choke on your fart.
Have my girl and her friend a lift home from training and I totally Dutch hotboxed them after my double protein shake.
by Stoned dog guy April 02, 2019
Where you hotbox under a quilt, usually with a bong to not spread ash. Sort of a mix between a Jamaican Hotbox and a Dutch Oven.
Damo: “Cunt, I did a Dutch Hotbox last night, ripped like 7 billies and got so fucking fried”
Bazza: “Oh you sick cunt”
Bazza: “Oh you sick cunt”
by greguloid February 17, 2022