Facebook seizure

When a person signs on and off of facebook repeatedly in a specific period of time

Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.

Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.

by cleversenorita November 14, 2011

Facebook Messiah

Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.

Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah

by Lo440393 March 12, 2011

Facebook Fencing

When two people keep poking one another back and forth like two fencers in a close match.

Kate poked me. Poke back? Hell yes. I am so Facebook Fencing this bitch.

by Blender Fuck August 5, 2010

Facebook Friendventory

A portmanteau derived from the act of the periodic and systematic inventory of one's Facebook friends list. Usually detailing the actions of: dropping by friend's pages that you haven't talked to in a while just to see what's up and catch up (for completist's sake), deleting people who you don't even remember why you made friends with them in the first place, dropping by borderline friend's pages and leaving a note for them and deleting them if they don't respond in a reasonable period of time (if they were a real friend they would have responded in timely manner); the systematic weeding out of ex-friends, ex-boy/girl friends, ex-coworkers, etc. Also the deletion of people you thought were intresting and/or people who have become undesireable to associate with, etc.

I have over 150 facebook friends and only regulary communicate with 50 of them. What gives? Time for some Facebook Friendventory.

by Ellay-eX October 12, 2010

Facebook Happy

When one posts in extremists of an hour or less continuously streaming his or her status for all to see. Usually due to an outer excitement that causes the emotional impulses.

"Wow, Steven just posted five times in the last hour", "yeah he just got real facebook happy because of his promotion"

by JBeansz March 3, 2012

Facebook Breakup

The act of scouring your entire facebook page, removing any traces of your ex. This could be pictures, comments, likes, etc.

Person A: Dude I just broke up with Jenna
Person B: I know, I saw you doing a Facebook Breakup

by nerdrage201 November 22, 2011

facebook deuce

The act of surfing facebook while going number 2.

bro, give me my laptop I gotta take a facebook deuce

by bwizzy November 16, 2009