Dick minutes

Time spent balls deep.

We spent 8 hours together, but I only logged about 22 dick minutes.

by Dickminutes24/7 November 20, 2015

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Throat Dick

Quite simply, your uvula.

If I massage my throat dick tons of saliva comes out! Look!

by Likewow! May 12, 2010

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Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

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dick dacking

Spending time doing nothing import. AKA lollygagging

Stop dick dacking around and lets go get a beer.

by lowbatt August 27, 2016

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After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.

"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.

by LissaLee July 22, 2015

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