Inception cum

placing the thought of cumming inside someones head, and making them cum randomly all of a sudden.

I was walking down the street and someone inception cummed me and I had to run home because I came in my pants.

by bevll December 12, 2010

cum spigot

Noun used to insultingly refer to usually a sister's boyfriend.

Why the hell are you bringing your cum spigot to my birthday celebration?

by ABCD February 20, 2005

cum dingo

When one let's a canine lick his testicles then procedes to ejaculating on the very same creature.

I was bored last night and whatched an olsen twins movie while getting a cum dingo.

by primo c.moris June 24, 2008

cum-plumber

a. someone who gives head a lot, or is good at giving head.

b. an insult similar to "cock-sucker".

a. oh hell yeah, man, a real cum-plumber, that one!

b. watch where you're goin', cum-plumber!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Cum Swaddle

When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.

"Dude, I fucked a pregnant chick and gave her baby a cum swaddle," said Lil' Wayne

by Bobby Harrison December 19, 2010

Cum Nerve

On a mans cock, a region which varies from man to man, but usually about 45 degrees off of the end of the piss slit and on or just below the cockhead, which when stimulated with the tongue or other wet mouth surfaces, can cause an immediate orgasm. The discovery of this nerve on a man may render him completely at ones mercy.

I lightly teased his cock head with my mouth and tongue before turning on the suction to full and then diving in and going full force, bathing his Cum Nerve with that wet sticky saliva that only true cocksuckers can make.

by Jerry Paratestees August 10, 2009

Frustrated Cum

Frustrated cum would be when your having gay sex, yet you yourself are straight. But, you have to please dumbledore, your headmaster, and your daddy. So you try your hardest -- but in the end all that comes out is one small, pathetic spurt, as dumbldore sighs at the sight of your pathetic, flaccid duck.

Ron Weasley caught Harry Potter with his pants down, awkwardly gripping his dick in front of Hagrid.

"Bloody hell!" Ron said, staring at Harry's frustrated cum.

by xxxantichristxxx July 8, 2016