Total prick thinks es top shit. Bullies the straight life outta everyone in the gc but everyone always comes back to him. Can be nice sometimes but generally will cause severe depression.
by BeanMan3000 January 3, 2022
Get the Christianmug. Christian is the sexiest nigga alive and touching more pape than every nigga out here he gets more hoes than every nigga in the world and he’s a factor in football
by Hitmanc November 21, 2023
Get the Christianmug. he only has nigga friends beacuse white prople suck🤡🤡. he has a long dick and he can get all the girls he wants. nigga man called rehan is going to confirm that.
by lookkkk November 22, 2021
Get the Christianmug. A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020
Get the Christianmug. the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him<33
by flixsammy January 19, 2022
Get the christian.mug. Christian is the type of guy who gets in trouble lots of the time, but is so hilarious! He makes everyone laugh and loves to get the attention. He tries to get girls' attentions, but he never gets the girl. However, Christian may not be as handsome as the other guys, he sure can make girls and people laugh!
by bakedhyun September 4, 2017
Get the Christianmug. Where are you going Christian.
by Fireluciaro December 11, 2016
Get the Christianmug.