champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.

I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.

by TheBounder November 24, 2024

champ

dmv slang for when you calling someone a paedophile

you a champ man (pedo)

by yumcha872 January 20, 2025

Champ

Dc Lingo,

Lame, outdated, corny, uncool

Girl champ as shi with them boots on

by Dcmami February 3, 2025

Champ

"Champ" is the D.C slang for corny, or when something that was said or one was lame.

"that was champ" " you so champ"

by iipearlhemps January 27, 2026

Champ-Stamp

Like the female tramp-stamp but for dudes that are tryin a little too hard to be cool and end up looking like a dork.

Champ 1: Yo mate, I got me a tattoo of of a broken heart with barbed-wire around it and "mom" across it.

Mate 1: Cool, where, are your arm or chest?
Champ 1: No, Scooter, it's on me lower back(turns around and lifts shirt to display tatt)
Mate 1: Ahh, lovely Champ-Stamp, Litte scooter!

by SquirrelMan101 May 31, 2025

Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit

Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.

by _L_C_ June 3, 2025

Champenis

A special dessert of penis dipped in champagne with your favorite flavor of juice.

After a long trip, she wanted Champenis with her lover.

by JJ_Silver_Fox June 21, 2025