Boner-bringing

Used to describe something that is so pleasing to the sight that it causes a male boner.

Man 1: Shiiiet you see that lady with the nice ass & rack over there ? Damn she's fine.

Man 2: Yup she is boner-bringing.

by Ma$terC August 7, 2017

boner garage

A boner garage is a penis locker .
A penis locker is when a girls vagina can hold many dicks

Her boner garage could hold 5 dildos last night

by a lite fucker December 16, 2018

justice boner

The penis becoming extremely hard at the sight of justice being dealt. While defendants found guilty result in a semi justice boner, life-sentences can increase the vitality and strength of the boner.

Judge: The defendant has been found guilty, and is sentenced to life in prison.
Random person: "YESSSS"
Random person 2: Why do you have a stick poking out of your pants?
Random person: That's my justice boner.

by limlams745 January 31, 2019

boner off

when two straight men remove their pants and tickle eachother's testicles, in which whoever gets the first boner is considered gay and declared loser of the boner off

Hey, did you see those two drunk guys compete in a boner off last night?

by Jake Big Snake February 4, 2009

cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.

"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight

by Peter S May 19, 2005

boner juice

As old as time itself, BONER JUICE is a complex mixture of sperm and semen.

Honey, allow me, there are remnants of BONER JUICE on your face from last night.

by Boris Ccck August 3, 2004

Boner Cut

Using a boner to give a hair cut. Might also be confused with getting a boner from a hot hair dresser.

Getting a haircut with a boner - it was quite the Boner Cut!
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Getting a haircut and a boner - it was quite the Boner Cut!

by a_dawg February 20, 2010