blue screen 

What happens 50% of the time when you click the Author's name under an Urban Dictionary def.

Please fix the "blue screen" issue.

blue screen by Irate Worker again August 2, 2006

Blue Veiner 

1. A well known penis pump

2. The penis pump a man named Erik wants to own

Erik: The blue veiner is only 60 bucks!!

Blue Veiner by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

Blue French Horn 

The act of ruining a perfectly good TV show with a terrible "twist" during the series finale; referring to the eyeroll-inducing "twist" during the series finale of How I Met Your Mother, where the entire story of how Ted met his children's mother turned out to be an unconscious attempt to ask his children if he can date his ex-girlfriend Robin again. Ted then shows up at Robin's house with the blue horn from their first date/the first episode.

"Man, I used to love that show, but the series finale was such a blue french horn."
"I can't believe how they blue french horned the TV show like that!"
"Remember when that entire season of Roseanne was just a hallucination? What a blue french horn!"
"They thought they were bringing the show back full circle, but really they just blue french horned the entire thing."

Blue French Horn by ninjabailarina September 21, 2014

blue flame

to stick a lighter lit to your butthole and then follow through with a fart. a huge blue flame will come flying out!

"holy shit man, i just blew a hole in my undies while making a blue flame..."

blue flame by bitch nasty January 12, 2008

Blue Pancakes 

When a pair of tits have those huge veins/vein on them.

Blue Pancakes you can put it in my video

Blue Pancakes by SICness 555666 October 12, 2011

blue balls 

When you get a really long, sick headjob and then she stops before you get to cum.

The female equivalent of forcing us to have a baby. It Fucking hurts.

blue balls by Diego September 11, 2003

Blue Heart Emoji 

This emoji represents love between to close individuals, a friendly bond rather than a romantic. Use this emoji to show your love for a friend, not for a SO. If your crush sends this to you, then you are being friendzoned

Damien: I think Amanda likes me! She sent me a heart
Riley: Thats awesome dude! What color is it?
Damien: It’s a blue heart emoji, why are you asking?
Riley: Sorry bro, that means your just a close friend. Ya got friendzoned.

Blue Heart Emoji by Katharos October 22, 2019