Guard-dogging

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.

Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!

by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019

Grand-dogging

Grand-dogging:derived from the definition this is where people meet up in car parks and watch eachother having sex. Sometime other people join in, but its mainly about watching and getting off on it!

Except in Grand-dogging the participants are OAP's.

"The pensioner became highly addicted to grand-dogging."
Grand-dogging is a past-time enjoyed by the old age pensioner

by joelbyford October 19, 2010

dog bitter

A girl or boy who is very ugly in the face. Typical dog bitters have an ok body but the face is deplorable. They usually turn to making out with a dog cuz they're just that ugly.

Guy1: Check her out she has a nice ass.
Guy2: Wait for it....(she turn's around)
GUY 1/2: Damn she's a dog bitter,fuckin ugly. What a shame, that's a waste of a perfectly nice butt on a face like that.

by VRPDY May 12, 2009

Dog Decliner

When someone barks at a cat caller becoming the opposite therefore a Dog Decliner

Gwyneth became a Dog Decliner after she barked at the cat callers

by dumbb!tch.com.uk September 4, 2020

choke dog

When you're performing doggy style and you put her in a headlock. Then you continue to smash while she's unconscious and take her to pound town.

"Hey have you tried choke dog yet? "
"Yeah dude it worked so well she couldn't remember a thing"

by Neucrotic January 27, 2017

dog meat

Meat coming from dogs, eaten in countries like China (excluding Hong Kong), South Korea, Switzerland, East Timor, Tonga and several more. Taboo in countries like the USA and UK.

That guy ate some dog meat for dinner there.

by randomuser2349 December 13, 2009

Dog's Cock

Or Dog Cock; journalist slang for the exclamation mark (!)

A full stop's not enough for that sentence - better add a dog's cock.

by Gugus August 15, 2006