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The biggest bitch in the whole world. Man will AWAYS find a way to DESTROY your rep/life or the dumbest/offensive shit ever and will say it was "A jOkE".
Jordan: "what is the outfit??? Your just asking for it Angi!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
by Just_statingthe_factstbh January 1, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is a good guy. He's thoughtful and caring. He's respectful. He looks like some sort of Greek god.

He seems to like women that don't give or attract extra attention like everyone else he may be used to. He wants to try and connect with the one no one can connect with.

It sounds and feels like some sort of bs rom com where the jock and the shy girl fall in love. But it turns out they both missed out from building each other up too much in their minds and being disappointed with their talks in person.

Maybe Jordan and this girl should forget about taking time to warm up to people and just ask them out.
Jordan deserves to find someone he's comfortable with.
by Dearpdj March 12, 2020
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Jordan Frazier II

a big dick femboy who doesn’t use his genitalia advantage and gets fucked in his ass somewhat similar to the streamer formerly known as “Sketch” but now renamed “Stretch” and Ramello Rogers also takes penis’s and put’s the tips up to his nostrils and lets the guys cum shoot up his nose
Bro Jordan Frazier II just gave me an insane experience last night then we went munting
by peter griffin sama July 9, 2024
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teddy jordan

Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan
by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020
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Jordan

a fine ass nigga who gets all the girls is kind hearted and is freaky and has a lot of friends
person 1: you see how fine he is he has to be a Jordan person 2: you should see his girlfriend she cute too they like a match made in heaven omfg im in love with Jordan
by I AM A SMF November 11, 2019
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Jordan pele

he is a smart and handsome boy who likes science and etc he is really funny and good at drawi g
He is funny like jordan pele
by black pele March 27, 2023
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If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric
Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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