A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
Get the Human Sized Slothmug. by PhoenixGamer34 January 7, 2022
Get the Humanmug. by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021
Get the humansmug. The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
Get the Human Zambonimug. by Stekam August 10, 2022
Get the Hot Humble Humanmug. When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock
by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022
Get the Human Clockmug. A car of acid steaming threw a funnel into high density cigarette smoke hydrochloric preferred
Dump the human body into the acid and fume threw the cigarette smoke
Dump the human body into the acid and fume threw the cigarette smoke
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the Human methamphetaminemug.