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Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.
"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
by Ordinary description May 12, 2025
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turkey tie

A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.
"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"
by someone besides robert November 9, 2017
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Turkey Shuffle

Popping a big ol goodegg on FaceTime for the ladies
by Turkey shuffle pilot July 22, 2022
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Trinity Turkey Neck

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.
We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.
by FyffandSG November 12, 2021
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Turkey Island Fantastico

A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX
“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”
by bigtruz May 9, 2018
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Turkey

by Bobholit February 13, 2017
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Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
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