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Side Scooter

(Noun) A female (in some rare cases there can be male ones) who commits to a scooter greaser’s way of living. Also known as a side bitch or side hoe. Typically called on when true wife/spouse, gf/bf or significant other is gone or busy.
Look at those scooter greasers! And look there’s Betty, thats his side scooter!
by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018
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Side Gogs

Giving a mean mug out the side of the googles you are wearing.
Did you see him give me side gogs while standing in line at the deli?
by RTDToolbag August 20, 2024
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norwegian side dragon

The act of a submissive female lying on her side while the dominant male ejaculates in her ear while pressing the woman's head tightly against the end of the urethra so as not to lose any of the ejaculate. Typically this follows a lengthy and enthusiastic round of felatio.
Sarah was so enthusiastic last night with her throat so I treated her to a Norwegian Side dragon.
by whispering chris April 28, 2014
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side diss

when someone slyly makes fun of you, in a deceitful and possibly passive aggressive way. most common in the american heterosexual dating world or in sororities.
There is one person who perfectly encompasses the intelligence that must come from behind the side diss, Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

“Wow, your confidence is inspiring. It’s like watching a chihuahua bark at a Great Dane—adorable, but… you know, pointless.”
by Penny Bluntwell January 2, 2025
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One sided figure

A person who doesn’t show there true intentions, to get what they want
I thought she love me ,she only wanted my money

She sounds like a one sided figure
by One sided figure LLC January 29, 2022
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side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013
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side braid next to ear

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .
The guy with a side braid next to ear is a fag
by Dendai February 15, 2024
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