meat sack

A useless person that has as much purpose as a sack of dead meat. Good for nothing.

George Bush is a meat sack, he may as well be staring at the wall all day at his ranch instead of trying to communicate with people.

by Brody Brohams February 7, 2007

meat umbrella

A young child that is fat enough to be used as an umbrella

Jimmy is suck a meat umbrella

by Nwat March 1, 2017

Meat Tornado

The act of spinning around while penetrating another person's rectum utilizing a system of ropes and pulleys.

I went home with him and he had a crazy setup. There were ropes and pulleys all around the room. He gave me a meat tornado!

by $1nn3d December 18, 2011

Meat Head

A heavily built male, though not fat, with wrists the size of tree trunks. Their ability to develop muscle by going to the gym is unmatched by any other human specie. They are usually so enthralled with themselves and their heavy, hairy bodies that they become very irritating to be around. They think they are hot shit, when really they are flat-footed peasants built like neanderthalic farmers. Some females, usually of lower societal status, often find meat heads to be particularly attractive, while viewing those with slim, sophisticated body-types, who are much better looking, to be skinny little underfed runts. This is of course a ludicrous notion, however many of these girls believe it as they are from hick parts of the world where they lack general education and the ability to think critically and be open-minded about things that have not necessarily been conditioned by Disney to believe.

The term 'Meat head' applies to any college male that constantly goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror even though they are not particularly good looking, but still get a lot of female attention due, partially, to their high level of conceit and cockiness and the willingness of ditzy, dumb bitches.

by MaleModels Inc. February 22, 2010

Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there's an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed.

Ugh i just woke up with the meat sweats- Grayson Dolan

by graysdonuts December 10, 2017

taco meat

A jokingly derogatory term Aggies use for Bevo, the longhorn mascot of the University of Texas. Indicates that the creature (and the school, by extension) is of exceptionally poor quality and is only fit to be ground-up and served as taco meat.

This term became especially popular after an ESPNU commercial depicting an Aggie playing a Pictionary/charades-like game. The visual prompt included UT's longhorn logo and a hook. The aggie refused to answer "Hook 'em Horns" and instead refers to the longhorn (somewhat disgustedly) as taco meat.

The video can be found online quite easily.

"He must be a tea-sip. He has a picture of old 'taco meat' in his room."

by bdabbs December 1, 2006

Meat and Potatoes

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by squashing the mans shaft to one side of his pants while his cods are placed on the other side. Hence Meat and Potatoes.

Johnno: *Squashes his package into place* "Yep, I can actually run now."
Also see:
Cut Lunch

by Xaypock March 24, 2003