Side Hangers

When a person has bulging side breasts.

Joe: "Maaan did you see Luis' side hangers? Looks like he can fly away on them!"
Chuck: "Check out those side hangers!"

by Scrumpo May 28, 2018

reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says

If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.

by The increased gay September 14, 2018

crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010

Side quest

Side quest is when your with a group of friends in a bar or club and you vanish and go on a side quest blackout drunk and dont remember how you got home or what objectives you completed

“Where did he go?”
“God knows”
“Probably on a side quest”

by Dosser564 November 9, 2023

Summer Side Hoe

Your side hoe in the summertime. Usually dumped after Labor Day.

"Hey man, this yo girl?"
"Nah fam this my Summer Side Hoe."

by tennis.ratchet August 4, 2015

Side handed compliment

A compliment in between a regular compliment and a backhanded complement. It’s more of a neutral statement.

What she said wasn’t really a compliment, it was more of a side handed compliment if u ask me.

by Hollowblue March 27, 2021

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B

Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2023