Male Bechdel test

1. A test to see if in a piece of media, two characters manage to not measure cocks by the amount of nanomachines coursing through their veins.

DID THE FAULT IN OUR STARS MANAGE TO PASS THE MALE BECHDEL TEST?

by northbot September 24, 2025

Myers-Brigg Personality Test

Horoscopic hogwash

Myers-Brigg Personality Test

by Hello-553669 December 5, 2025

Old Man Murray Test

The Old Man Murray test is a somewhat tongue in cheek way of judging how good a video game is. The test is to time how long it takes to spot a wooden crate anywhere in the game. The idea being, the less effort a studio puts into a game’s graphics and area design, the more likely they are to use wooden crates as decorations just to fill up space. Named after its creator, a hilariously sarcastic video game critic who lived in Austin during the 90s named Old Man Murray.

Various games and their scores on the Old Man Murray Test
Pokémon Legends ZA: 2 minutes
Final Fantasy VII: 7 minutes
Minecraft: There are no crates in the entire game
TF2: 5 to 30 seconds, depending which map you play first
Ocarina of Time: 30 minutes

Earthbound: 2 hours

by Shepherd Guy December 27, 2025

Tequila AI Test

Have a friend send a video of them taking a tequila shot to prove it isn’t AI generated. AI cannot yet replicate the facial expressions that appear during a shot of tequila.

Luis do the tequila AI test to prove you found your phone and this isn’t the thief messaging.

by PanochaPdC December 29, 2025

Benedict's test

A test in which detects the presence reducing sugars in a solution. The test involves using Benedict's reagent, changing from blue to brick-red in an increasing sugar concentration.

"Dang, I forgot to label these sugar solutions"
"No worries, sample them and use the Benedict's test!"
"How does that help with clarifying their sugar concentration"
"Meow"

by really-real-name January 6, 2026

Wait till u see the test

Some phrase a teacher tell's a student especially in PE who doesn't do any work or studying in that class just because they know the work isn't for a grade. And thinks its just a period to have fun, play sports and talk with your friends etc. But in reality at the end of the quarter or whenever they have a test they will be shocked and wont know jack shit and will fuck up not only on the test but might fail the whole class as a consequence

Coach: Fritz you working
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test

Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee

by itsyoboifritz2004 October 2, 2018

That One Guy From Your Algebra Test

That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.

That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:

Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc

by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020