Bates face

When some creep or weirdo stares at you so intently, just like Norman Bates from the movie Psycho, they are giving you a Bates face.

"Did you just see that weirdo give me a Bates face?"

"Stop staring at me with your Bates face, it's creeping me out!"

by KellyJane May 24, 2013

face fungus

Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.

Dude, your face fungus makes you look like a teenage hipster.

by Tangoes with Dingoes November 12, 2015

Fagart face

Someone with a chubby , cherubic face that looks as though someone might have passed gas either too close or directly into their applied lips .

That fat chick wouldn’t have been that bad a porkaloader except she was a fagart face too.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

nuts in the face

Crazy. Insane. Difficult to believe.

Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"

by cowpattybill November 15, 2019

face of blythe

An expression of extreme disgust or dislike that involves contorting the face and turning away from the cause.

Upon sipping the rich Imperial Porter, Paul could not help but make the face of Blythe as he ejaculated "that tastes like war crime evidence".

by mackyaj May 31, 2018

the dick face

a look a man gives letting you know he has a dick while knowing that you want to touch it

Girl : Dude he's giving me the dick face..

Friend: hot damn

by urbandick27 October 3, 2013

Safe Face

The kind of face that a certain person has on, right now.

And with that, Grandpappa Ivy put on his safe face.

by Billy Kincaide July 24, 2010