Russianing

When you speak russian unironically in the most random context

"I can't understand my friend while they are russianing."

by Bean_BoiTheBest May 22, 2022

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 10, 2016

Russian Mustache

The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.

I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.

by Otown1988 October 27, 2020

Russian cease-fire

A euphemism for mass murder of civilians

This school shooting was said to be the worst one of all time, a real Russian cease-fire.

The city was Russian-ceasefired to the ground.

by bayraktar March 27, 2022

Russian Viagra

Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.

*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then

by DrakoTheMuthaFucka March 24, 2018

Russian mountain slide

Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out

Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky

by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025

White Russian Teabag

Whilst teabagging someone, (putting nuts into victims mouth) run milk down the shaft and let i drip off of the nuts into the persons mouth.

If you fall asleep before I do I will White Russian Teabag you.

by Jennacyde Beach November 9, 2019