Cow

The cow is amazingly inelegant and a one of a kind animal

Child: Cows are dumb.
Guy: No, the cow is big brain!

by Gerald_la-cow November 9, 2019

neigh neigh cow

A horse
A cow that neighs repetivley

Mooooo! Not neigh, but mooooooooo! Do not be a neigh neigh cow! Be a regular cow!

by Urgrleboo (still me) July 29, 2011

Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

country cow

A fine blend of processed cheese

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast

by Marcus wang December 11, 2018

Cow Folker

A: A guy or group guys who very neatly & too tightly dress up like cowboys to attract the opposite sex & or to give themselves a more macho persona then they have being their individual selves.

B: A Weekend Cowboy

person 1: "You want to go down to the row tonight?"
person 2: "It is a weekend so it is amature night."
person 1: "Oh, all the cow folkers will be up from phoenix"
person 2: "Wow, what some guys do for the va jay jay or for other guys, I'm not sure"

by ophora December 15, 2010

lmao now brown cow

When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.

Ex: lmao lmao lmao

Ha lmao now brown cow

Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow

by John David May 15, 2018

Fat cow

It’s you come on you know

I’m a fat cow jokes kk

by Benjikrolllllllllllllllo November 4, 2020