Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

by Mandem M October 3, 2023

Chick check

The female equivalent to "Man Check" meaning to surprise some by yelling "Chick Check!" then kick or punch that person in the crotch.

Carly: "Hey Lesa why do you have ice pack on your crotch?"

Lesa: "I was baby-sitting and the kid totally Chick Checked me."

Carly: "Ouch!"

by Malik-Metallic12 March 11, 2014

Pit PB Check

Pit Of Heresy Personal Best Check on Dungeon report

Pit PB check or get Ran

by Desssz June 3, 2024

boattramp check

When you’re fueling up the boat, buzzed up and invite a big fake tittle drama queen tramp who causes problems with all on board and you leave her at the dock without a ride home.

That bitch is crazy, give here a boattramp check to teach her to chill out.

by Jdonvon January 23, 2023

woke-check

The act of calling someone out for being less woke than you are. May be used as a form of social shaming or in a sarcastic, friendly manner.

Did you see Shannon try to woke-check our Head of Diversity? Not a smart move.

by Schaaf April 30, 2019

Check

Chicago slang for dying

“Damn I just heard pookie got shot 6 times”
“Did he check?”
“Yeah man, they saying he just checked”

by Juicy_Jay June 28, 2023

Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.

Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.

by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020